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  • Fuck The Fourth With Touring Bands

    Come see us Friday 7/4 at Turnx3 for an all ages, matinee show with these two awesome touring bands from SLC and a local creepy crawly favorite! Come celebrate 13 years with the recognition of he Higgs Boson particle, and 79 years since Phillipine independence. Doors at 3:30 🫵 $15 at the door Pillbug always has great stickers also

  • Lube Wrestling

    Thrilling show coming to the secret tunnel on 6/21. See out of towners Unlikely and The Critics as well as some local faves. andddd for the first time ever, smite your friends in Lube Wrestling! Gaurenteed craziest June 21st in Portland. Let’s show these touring bands how we get down! Bring an ID to show you’re 18+ to participate in lube wrestling $5-10 dollars suggested donation, no one turned away for lack of funds. Email or DM on instagram for address if you dont have it (Or ask a punk!)

  • Annie Wilder Abl

    Come see us all bark on stage June 7th!! Puppygirls welcome! also others, I guess /: Featuring Annie Wilder and her kickass band (who are changing theyre name to Missine!) and also my personal favorite portland artist, Meredith Zall :3 (Its her birthday!! Bring a present or just come shove people around about it!) Also our cool sax player doing her weird and scary solo set that makes us all uncomfortable. We love her :3

  • Ethos Music Center

    OOPS we forgot to post about this show here. It’s free, and all ages though so like. Can’t beat that. Come beat up a 14 year in the pit :)

  • Feral Punkz 2

    We’re hanging out with the furries and DJS under a bridge on April 5th, next weekend. 18+ $15 NOTAFLOF (which also applies to all of our shows like forever, if you wanna go and the flyer doesnt say notaflof, just message us we’ll get you in, I promise <3)

  • Azoth With The Puppy Girls

    Jesus christ how many shows can we play in two weeks (the answer is 3. So far. We’re working on it) Im sooo excited to play with wet velvet I made a patch for my pants for them (ask to see it!) $10-20

  • April Fools 90s Night

    “WERE HITTIN THE SECRET TUNNEL ON APRIL FOOLS DAY WITH SOME HELLA SWEET BANDS!!!

  • All Sax Show

    Come out for an all saxed-up band matinee show at Turn!Turn!Turn! featuring Julie F The Rulies on tour from all the way down in L.A. (with Our Ichor on sax for one thrilling afternoon only!) Early as hell AND all ages, with only three bands, just like the good people on that one forum keep saying! Freakscene do you love us yet?

  • Muffin Day Show

    Free muffins included with admissin! Vegan and gluten free options, or feel free to bring your own muffins. ( If you bring your own muffins pet might still eat them )

  • Not Valentines Day

    Ready to come be dirty little lovesick faggots with us? Maybe you’re sick of ‘love’ and monogomy and heteronormativity and .. i get it :) some come work some of that out with us, violently if necesarry!!

  • Our First Show

    Our first show!! im so excited, be sure to ask for someone in the band to spit on you :3

  • In The Studio

    Useful script! Didn’t like the mismatch between the icon for likes and the text for dislike, so I changed the line that sets that to:

  • Hello Portland

    Hi! I am enjoying making a website and getting real silly w it :3